A man was stabbed by a replica master sword in a domestic dispute in the Katy and is in critical condition.
Ok… now as terrible as this is….. this article has the BEST quotes.
“The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot”
and my personal favorite,
“The man declined to mention whether he collected any rupees following the incident.”
Ok! Again this is terrible…but JUUUUUUUUST a tad bit funny.
Go check out the original article here.